"How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind."

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via hate)

oops:

i did it again

(Source: maliciousmelons, via stop)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via hate)

bootox:

I don’t think you guys understand that I make myself look 200% better on the Internet than how I look in real life

(via stop)

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

(via stop)