slomps:

"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

(via stop)

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

(via distanced-soul)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via zaynsbro)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via distanced-soul)

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

image

Some weird shit right here

(via manda)

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

(Source: suicide-scars, via hate)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

oomshi:

catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

(via stop)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via zaynsbro)